Feel empty.

leonmcgann:

promo4homo:

cooking with nicki

when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon

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bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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milkouji:

my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena 

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A different kind of Cinderella

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4gifs:

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“i dont feel well”

“thats because you stay up too late”

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inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

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phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

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maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

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