If you’re reading this please be nice to yourself today because you do matter
(via 0livejuiceyout00)
Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever
(Source: reddit.com, via syd-vicioussss)
Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*
Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*
I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.
californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95
(via syd-vicioussss)
young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door
(Source: touristhistorycat, via birsima)
getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours
(via birsima)
If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.
(Source: somecutething, via illinicoise)
